BREAKING NEWS

Vice in the City has just discovered the amazing, unbelievable, shocking truth about the Vice Bloggers “celebrity” girl friend. Recently the VBer claimed to have dated the Land O Lakes Girl. Well we all know the Land O Lakes girl is a cartoon Indian, so right then and there the story seemed fishy. So we sent our spies out to find the truth. And what did they find? Well the VBer did date a butter celeb. He wasnt lying about that. But to protect the innocent and his true love in life he used Land O Lakes when in reality it was the I Cant Believe Its Not Butter model. Yes Fabio! It all makes sense now as the VBer often talks about liking statuesque blondes. And he used to hang out at a Tranny bar. Well know we all know the truth.