Stormy Cs

Once again our spies caught up with the heinous Vice Blogger creating havoc in peoples lives.

First our spies found the VBer in Stout Bar near MSG. What drama did he cause? Here is what we overheard. The VBer was put in charge of getting tickets for his group of friends, four in total, to see the St Johns Redstorm play against the Syracuse Orange. Since the VBer is notoriously cheap, this was a shock to all of us here at Vice in the City. However he ended up weaseling his way out of one ticket. The VBer bought 3 tickets and told one of his friends that he thought the poor sole already had a ticket, leaving him high and dry. So the VBer was able to save a whole $35! Not only that the 3 tickets he did get were not together. He couldnt score 3 in a row at $35. So instead of paying more for another section, he bought 3 tickets that were in three different sections. Only the VBer could do such a thing. In the end it didnt really matter as the game was far from sold out and the 4 were able to sit together. Although the ticketless friend did miss the first 4 minutes of the game as he had to go stand in line and buy a ticket.

What else happened that night? Well while inside the VBer showed just how cowardly he is. In order to sit together the 4 friends had to sit in seats that did not belong to them. This wasnt a problem until 8 minutes into the game when the seats rightful owners showed up. At the time one of the friends was making a beer run (we all know the VBer would never do such a thing). The seats rightful owners asked the 3 remaining friends to “get the fuck out of our seats”. How did the VBer and his friends react? One friend continued to eat his burger and fries and not give a shit. The other said go get an usher tough guy. The VBer…. he was nowhere to be found. He ran off as fast as can be, scared like a little girl. The two remaining friends were going to just sit a few rows up but couldnt find the VBer. Finally they spotted him 2 sections safely away. One friend left to meet him. The other continued his meal. The 4th friend finally arrived back with beer and asked where the VBer had gone. The remaining friend pointed over in the distance and the two friends walked over to meet the cowardly VBer.

But thats not all. The night ended back at Stout (which by the way has one of the best bathrooms of any bar in the city). Anyway the night went on and everything seemed calm. Then the VBer noticed one of his prior victims of his evil. In his past encounter the VBer got this girl so worked up the bartender had to kick her out. This time she was nice and calm, but the VBer had plans to get her in a fighting mood once again. So the VBer conspired with his friends to call her the “C” word. Can you believe this? What type of human being would do such a thing? Aaron Goldfarb thats who. Well instead of turning into Hurricane Ida, this girl stormed off after being called the “C” word. Good for her for not stooping to Mr Goldfarbs level. If she is out there listening, we hear at Vice in the City feel your pain. Aaron Goldfarb must be stopped!