Vice Blogger Exposed

Our spies have finally caught the Vice Blogger in his web of lies. The infamous Vice Blogger has claimed to be an expert drinker. Someone who can surely handle his liquor. Well the house of cards has finally come down on the Vice Blogger. Here is what our spies found during this long holiday weekend. How ironic that during the celebration of George Washingtons birthday, the lies of the Vice Blogger were exposed.

-The Vice Blogger claims to be from NYC, but our spies found him in Syracuse, New York. Why would anyone go to such a place, unless they actually lived there? Maybe we should rename this blog Vice in the Salt City?

-The Vice Blogger was spotted at a college basketball game wearing an orange t-shirt with a blue and orange jacket. This is the man who claims to wear black all the time like he is some sort of rebel. Just ask yourself would a rebel wear this?

-After the game the Vice Blogger was spotted at a college bar trying to relive his pathetic youth. He was seen ogling over women much younger than him and surely out of his league. Pathetic.

-Later the Vice Blogger was found dining at a burger bar. Would a man claiming to drink the finest of beers go to a place that is one step above a dive? Not only that he was drinking vodka with pineapple in it, like some kind of woman. Would a real beer drinking man ever do such a thing? And not only that, he was quite loud and drunk might we add. Spies say he was ruining meals for other customers with his loud, foul, obnoxious mouth.

-After dinner spies caught the Vice Blogger at a casino. Now that may seem like a manly thing to do, but spies say he just watched other players play as if he were some trophy girl watching her man. And as our photos show he is no trophy. So why did the Vice Blogger not play? Was he not man enough to sit at the table? Was he too cheap to risk his money? Or was he there to cheer on a male companion?

-The night did not end there. The Vice Blogger was found again at a Syracuse bar that night. Being Valentines Day we assume he was going out in search of the ladies. But even on one of the horniest days of the year for women, he struck out mightily. Not only that, the women wouldnt even come near him. He was avoided like he had just passed gas. This must have infuriated the Vice Blogger and he took out his frustrations on the poor, innocent, and kind bar workers. At closing time the Vice Blogger refused to leave and badgered the staff. He was even overheard threatening to throw his glass into the mirror if not left to “finosh mae druink” as he put it. Maybe the bar tender should have cut him off earlier. Even so he got his last “druink” a good 15 mins before he was kindly asked to leave and it looked like he had just gotten the drink. He finally left without incident but the workers were probably scared for life.

-Finally we come to the next day. People who can handle their liquor and beer rarely if ever puke after a night of drinking. Not the Vice Blogger. He was spotted outside of a Wegmans vomiting in the parking lot. Has the man no decency?

And that wasnt the end of it. He actually had to stop his car on the way home and vomit along the highway. What a heinous, weak, and pathetic human being. We here at Vice in the City are glad that this phony was finally exposure for what he truly is.