Vice Undercover
Our spies caught wind that the infamous Vice Blogger was having a birthday party last night (eventhough his birthday isnt for another week). The Vice Blogger was celebrating his 30th birthday. So we sent a spy undercover to report on the festivities. And it turns out, not surprisingly, that the whole event was quite pathetic. We were able to obtain this video of the Vice Blogger trying to get the phone number of a sweet innocent little girl from New Zealand. He was too drunk to figure out how to use his phone to input her number. How sad indeed. We can only hope that the poor girl wasnt tarnished by meeting the Vice Blogger, as he is the worst America has to offer.
We apologizefor the poor video quality as our spies didnt have access to night vision equipment.